Stuff you can’t do with an iPhone: the definitive list

This is a list of stuff you can do with an Android phone, but can’t with an iPhone.

View Flash movies in websites

Use Bluetooth to transfer files or control remote devices

Connect to a Samba Network share to save your photos and videos

Take a photograph with a flash

Delete more than one photograph at a time

Mount your phone as an external drive to pull/push files to/from your PC

Buy music from someone other than iTunes

Install an application that hasn’t been approved by Apple

Use an older version of your operating software

Use an SD card to expand your storage capacity

Buy a replacement battery

Use a second, backup battery

Remove the SIM card without a paper clip

Turn on/off WIFI with a single key press

Use a standard mini-USB cable to charge it

Receive a WAP Push SMS message

Update your operating system without having to connect to a computer

Upload a file to a website through your web browser

Choose a different on screen keyboard

Schedule tasks to occur automatically eg turn down volume after 11pm

Customise your home screen

Add widgets to you home screen

Access more than 3 panels on your home screen

Control your phone from your computer

(Not necessarily something you can’t do, but one of the most annoying things about the iPhone is that its earphones don’t come with any sort of foam/rubber mufflers, which means that it you’re sitting beside an iPhone user on a train/plane/bus, you have to listen to whatever it is they are listening to.)